‘News’ Site Keeps Hallucinating EFF Staffers
from the hallucination-nation dept
What do EFF staffers Sarah Chen, Javier Morales, Caitlin Chin, Emma Rodriguez, and Mikko Kopponen have in common?
For one thing, they don’t exist.
For another, all have been quoted as EFF experts in articles published in the past two months on a site called News-USA Today, which describes itself as “an independent news publisher focused on clear, accurate, and useful journalism.”
Uh…
(Please don’t confuse this site with USA Today, in which real EFF experts are accurately quoted on a regular basis.)
News-USA Today is hardly the only slagheap that’s hallucinating or fabricating EFF personnel and quotes; as we wrote last September, media companies large and small are using AI to generate news content because it’s cheaper than paying for journalists’ salaries, but that savings can come at the cost of the outlets’ reputations— assuming they care about reputation at all.
But this many fake EFF sources in two months? That’s making a play for the championship title of bogus news content.
News-USA Today’s site proclaims, “Our goal is simple: give readers the facts and the context they need to make informed decisions.” It then defines its mission:
- “Deliver timely, factual reporting grounded in verifiable sources and public documents.”
- “Make complex topics understandable without losing nuance or accuracy.”
- “Serve the public interest by surfacing stories that affect lives, institutions, and communities.”
- “Maintain a clear separation between news, analysis, opinion, and sponsored content.”
Attempts to reach contacts listed on the site went unanswered. In fact, after we reached out to them, they published a story on June 9 with quotes from Electronic Frontier Foundation Executive Director Jared Cohen — who also doesn’t exist.
As we noted last year, EFF is all about having our words spread far and wide. Per our copyright policy, any and all original material on the EFF website may be freely distributed at will under the Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License (CC-BY), unless otherwise noted.
However, we don’t want disreputable sites making up words (or false identities!) for us, whether or not they’re using AI. False quotations that misstate our positions damage the trust that the public and reputable media outlets have in us.
The best thing a news consumer can do is invest a little time and energy to learn how to discern the real from the fake. It’s unfortunate that it’s the public’s burden to put in this much effort, but while we’re adjusting to new tools and a new normal, a little effort now can go a long way.
As we’ve noted before in the context of election misinformation, the nonprofit journalism organization ProPublica ha
s published a handy guide about how to tell if what you’re reading is accurate or “fake news,” as has FactCheck.org.
Republished from the EFF’s Deeplinks blog.
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Comments on “‘News’ Site Keeps Hallucinating EFF Staffers”
Ah yes, keep ramping up the enshittification-at-scale machine to flood the zone. Interesting times.
Maybe the EFF Halloween party can have a D&D-styled quest where you use these names and have to come up with elaborate backstories for “Sarah Chen”, “Javier Morales”, “Caitlin Chin”, “Emma Rodriguez”, and Finnish hockey expert “Mikko Koponnen” running an online blogging called “Techdirt”. Or use those names for your April Fool’s Day post about Donald Trump embracing DEI initiatives across the country.
When you have a bunch of fake commentators running around, the (im)possibilites are endless.
Re: A fact check on Finnish family names that end in in "-nen"
The AI, as reported in the article, hallucinated a “Kopponen”, an ordinary-looking Finnish name, not an extremely unlikely “Koponnen”.
There are lots and lots of Finnish family names formed with the suffix “-nen”. Some of the commonest family names are such.
“Kopponen” appears to be an actual name. “Koponnen” is practically impossible.
Just a note: ProPublica’s employees have unionized, and have been 2 years without a contract.
You might mention to them that even reporters have to eat.
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Propublica is fake news, so that’s not gonna help, is it?
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“OAN and Newsmax told me so!”
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I think even they’re too left wing for this goon, they’re more likely to source news from X, Grok or weird divorced dad looking man filming himself for tiktok in his car outside a convenience stor.
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Hey, c’mon, that’s not fair.
Elon Musk would never film himself in his car.
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Complete with MAGA cap, cheap aviator sunglasses, and sixth grade vocabulary.
Does this not fall under defamation or something?
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Defamation in the US is very hard to prove in court. You need to show that the speaker knowingly said a false thing with the express intent of hurting you in some way. Simple lies or fraud don’t rise to that level.
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Reckless disregard for the truth is also a thing. Making up sources whole-cloth will probably work.
Disclaimer: not a lawyer, did not stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
My favorite EFF staffer is Glorbo.
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Mine is Graggle Simpson.
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I prefer the work of one Mr. Snrub.
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He always made the best tuna-meatball subs.
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Don’t forget about John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. His name is my name, too!
Funny how they haven’t even gotten an API key for their weather forecast widget.
EFF?
Whats EFF?
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Really? Ever try using a web search engine? Like google, bing or duckduckgo…
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Going by News-USA Today’s journalistic excellence:
Exceptionally Fucked Fantasies?